💌 Dateable faves, pet simulations, driving into trouble, and more in Mr. Hands' Naughty List #21
Spring is in the air, which means soon the trees will come to life again and the hentai will blossom once more. 🌸 And if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of all those bees trying to get into the best flowers. 🐝
Which reminds me! I have some lovely (and lewd!) games for you this week. And if you would like to keep up-to-date with the latest goings-on of the adult gaming community, why not subscribe to the newsletter?
Now let’s get into it!
Date your faves in Genshin Impact ✨
Not satisfied with merely eating our time as an alternative to certain Nintendo properties, Genshin Impact added a dating sim mini-game as well this week:
All Travelers who are at Adventure Rank 20 or above and have completed the Archon Quest “Song of the Dragon and Freedom” will be invited to join the cordial celebration of the Windblume Festival. Throughout the festival, there will be numerous mini-games to play with tons of rewards and prizes. Players will even have a very special chance to spend time hanging out with Barbara, Noelle, Bennett, and Chongyun, with the possibility of experiencing different endings and memories depending on your choices and interactions with each character.
This seems to me like a good way to keep fans interested in the game in the long run! People are already making plenty of fanart about the many characters in the game, so why not make them officially dateable? 😁
What do you think? Should more AAA games add dating mechanics? Let me know in the comments whether you’d prefer to date Doom Guy or Isabella!
Embrace your inner pet in Dominatrix Simulator
Dominatrix Simulator is a wonderful VR game in which you put yourself at the mercy of a computer-controlled Dominatrix. And with a recent update, you can now be designated as the gender-neutral “Pet” as well:
I think one of the best aspects of the game is that the titular Dominatrix actually keeps track of your head orientation. This really increases the immersion of the experience. When she tells you where to look, you’d better follow her orders! 💦
Chauffeur trouble around town in Driven Affairs 🚗
I came across this game on my feed and its striking visuals immediately caught my eye!
A collaboration between Teku and Manitu, Driven Affairs has you playing as a driver of a town car in New York City. You go where you’re expected and don’t try to pry into the lives of your clients too much.
But when you pick up the beautiful and well-connected July, that professional integrity is put to the test. It quickly becomes clear that she’s looking for you to become more than just a driver to her…
Writing Wrap-Up 📖
Lust from Beyond is inspired by the works of H.P. Lovecraft and H.R. Giger. Antiquarian Victor Halloway is disturbed by vivid nightmares of a sinister realm beyond human comprehension, and while seeking answers finds himself entangled in the Cult of Ecstasy.
LewdPixels has an interesting story to tell about Ripples:
[Ripples] starts out as a charming and simple seeming tale of sexual awakening and discovery, with all the hijinks that ensue, but then the sci-fi aspect of the game comes in and we start to see a more deeply complex story take form.
Lightning Warrior Raidy is a classic hentai game, but does it hold up? (NSFW)
Right at the start of the game we see Raidy recapping the events of the past few days in her head: she’s stopped at an unusual village and asked why all its inhabitants seem to be of old age.
Blerdy Otome has another great list of games that won’t blow your budget:
Thrifty Gaming is a weekly post series where I spotlight three games/visual novels that are under $10.00. These can be mobile games, PC games, and a few times I have found some nice indie console titles too.
DateJournal: Russian Girls Dating Sim combines a dating sim with a puzzler: (NSFW)
The player has to build affection with their love interest by collecting stars representing their personal characteristics, with each girl having her preferences as to which stars give her the most affection.
LewdPixels wrote about what’s top-of-mind for all of us:
There’s no denying that incest games are popular, even despite bans by some organisations. […] However, other than the overriding theme, so many of them seem to share the same [tropes].
Reddit clarifies that it will continue to host adult content:
In the interview, Huffman added that Reddit does not want to see “exploitative” porn on its forums. "But there's another aspect that's empowering. And these are people sharing stories of themselves, pictures of themselves. And we are perfectly supportive of that,” Huffman said.
FeetFinder rolls out a subscription service and other new features:
One of these new features allows buyers to subscribe to their favorite sellers to view all their content for a flat monthly fee set by the seller. Additionally, sellers are now able to decide if buyers need to be subscribers to message them and request a custom.
Vice reports that OnlyFans has started to ban public sex:
OnlyFans content creators can no longer share images and videos featuring sex in "public places," the latest entry into the platform's already lengthy list of content it forbids.
Cheeky chuckle 🤭
Artist spotlight 💡
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