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Twitter tipping leaves some worried, meltingly good games, and more in Mr. Hands' Naughty List #28

May 09, 2021

[This edition of the Naughty List was kindly sponsored by Yareel 3D, the online platform for cybersex with anonymous strangers. Play for free on mobile and web!]

Hello, lovelies!

I’ve been told that it’s Mother’s Day in some parts of the world. Make sure you treat the MILF in your life right, because in the words of Justin Timberlake: every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night. 😉

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Now let’s get into it!

Unspeakable games on the Epic Games Store 🛒

An ongoing story is the court case of Epic Games vs. Apple Computers. Now, this wouldn’t normally be something I cover in this newsletter, but they somehow managed to drag Itch.io into it as well?

Specifically, Apple’s lawyers are making the argument that because Epic is allowing Itch on its own store, players might see a boob. Specifically, they described the games available on Itch.io as "so offensive” that “we cannot speak about them here”

This statement obviously rubbed some people the wrong way. Not only does this paint the entire Itch.io platform with a particular brush, those “offensive” games are often made by independent artists who are just trying to speak their truth.

There’s lots more to be said here, but I will have to get into that for my next newsletter.

Twitter’s tipjar leaves NSFW creators sweating 💦

What was hard to miss this week is that Twitter will soon stop being completely free:

Twitter @Twitter

show your love, leave a tip now testing Tip Jar, a new way to give and receive money on Twitter 💸 more coming soon...

While it’s obviously great news that we can soon be paid for all of our bad tweets, this also left some NSFW creators worried about their future on the platform.

Magen Cubed, Witch King @magencubed

Sex workers, fucky artists, and queer people are about to get booted off this site because payment processors are going to call us all child traffickers or whatever, which is really easy since everybody on this site uses "check the hard drive" like a funny good time joke

As I’ve covered before in this newsletter, payment processors are very biased against any type of sex work. It’s very possible that Twitter will decide that appeasing the payment processors is more important than hosting lewd content.

You should obviously still use the tipping feature if you want to. But I hope you will continue to support your favorite NSFW creators in other ways if Twitter decides they’re not welcome anymore. 💔

Oh, and the current implementation of tipping doxxes you:

Rachel Tobac @RachelTobac

Huge heads up on PayPal Twitter Tip Jar. If you send a person a tip using PayPal, when the receiver opens up the receipt from the tip you sent, they get your *address*. Just tested to confirm by tipping @yashar on Twitter w/ PayPal and he did in fact get my address I tipped him. https://t.co/R4NvaXRdlZ

Twitter Support @TwitterSupport

Now you can do more to support the many amazing voices who add to the conversation on Twitter –– send them tips. You can send someone a tip through several payment services by tapping the new Tip Jar icon on their profile, testing on Android and iOS. https://t.co/oSrfY2sJ8b

Don’t get melted by Melting Point 🔥

As a humble blacksmith from a planet called Earth, you are the only person standing between the dreaded Furna annihilating a race of metallic people called Metals. A metal girl named Tin enlists you to save her people from this race of sentient fire and magma. With your trusty hammer in hand, you must now command battles for the Metals, reforge their broken forms, and maybe fall in love with one or more of these metallic aliens.

Melting Point is an erotic sci-fi RPG currently in development by AstroKaen. The full game will feature 9 dateable women (inspired by elements of the periodic table), a real-time tactical combat system, and voice acting for all the important scenes.

You can find a free demo for Melting Point on Itch.

(Psst! If you’re working on your own lewd game, take a page out of AstroKaen’s playbook and assemble a presskit for your game. This page made it really easy for me to write about Melting Point!)

Fighting for your lewds ⚔

I came across a fascinating game on my feed this week:

Brianode🔞 @bria_node

気分転換にサイクロプス。ザコ増やそうとしたけどこれボスですね。（ボスからの流用で作ったので最後にフィニッシュ演出が）

I’ve complained before that my Japanese isn’t exactly up to snuff, but you’re telling me this is a lewd game and not a fighting one? 🤯

The game is called “魔剣インキュバス” (Unfortunately, I couldn’t find a translation) and features a female protagonist fighting through various backgrounds.

Fair warning: it does appear to feature sexual violence.

I would love to know more about this game, so please let me know in the comments if you can translate for me! It is currently in development and you can get a free demo from DLSite.