Quick & Pervy - Week 2, 2023
Hey there, naughty news fans!
I have some big news on the personal front: I’m buying a house tomorrow! Technically, I’ve already bought it by sending a down payment a few days ago, but tomorrow is when we put our names on the deed.
Since I work fully remotely, nothing will change about my employment. But with my housing situation sorted, I will hopefully claw back more time for my hobbies. Or, at the very least, place my monitor on my own desk instead of facing an open door into the hallway at my parents-in-law…
I also have some news relevant to you, dear reader. I had a lovely interview with one of the makers of Pirate Booty, a game currently looking for funding on Kickstarter. I’m in the process of editing that interview, and I aim to have it in your inbox next week. 💌
Writing Wrap-Up 📖
I’ve written about my game’s new banter system over on Cohost. I promise to do a proper introduction to Up There They Love later this year!
Starfield Game Director says they’re aiming for more “complex” romance options. I hope the Skyrim developer has been reading the excellent book Passion & Play!
Adventure RPG Orchard University: P3rfect W04ld is out now on Itch.io. After the events of the previous game, you find yourself back in your old body, your school destroyed, and its students scattered across the virtual world.
Strategy game Love n War: Hero by Chance II is now available on Steam. Allied and enemy forces approach from opposite sides of the screen and must be defeated by deploying units and skills unique to each character.
Prepare Uranus: Exploring Black Holes for Adults is out now on Steam. Raise much-needed cash to settle your debts to pirates by renting your space bar’s staff to horny aliens.
Two PARADISE CLEANING games are now available on Steam. Clean trash icons from sexy images with the right cleaning tool before a timer runs out.
BlerdyOtome interviewed Yana and Kayla of Lovely Inc. The team is best known for the office romance otome game, My Love For You Is Evermore.
Iceland’s Pirate Party move to overturn outdated porn ban. The proposed legislation would “lift the current penalties for the publication, importation, sale, and distribution of pornography,” as reported by the Iceland Review.
Cheeky chuckle 🤭
Artist spotlight 💡
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Until next time!
-Mr. Hands