Quick & Pervy - Week 20, 2022

She leaned over the desk, dress gaping down, the deep valley of her breasts blurring my priorities. This edition of Naughty List News was sponsored by Private Dick, a noirish erotic visual novel.

Hello, my naughty fans!

Remember when I said I would do a book review last week? Well, my very smart wife pointed out that would not be feasible as I hadn’t actually finished the book yet. In my defense, it’s an academic tome of a book.

She was right, of course, even if it meant scrambling for an alternative topic to write about. I hope you found the article interesting regardless!

My review of Passion and Play is still coming; it just needs a bit more time in the oven. Better late than never, right? 😉

Writing Wrap-Up 📖

• Succubus dating sim My Lovely Wife is set to release next month. Manipulate succubi to create a vessel for my wife’s soul? No thanks, I’m no longer dating.

• Brain Exam With Benefits is a new match-3 game on Steam. Get your brain examiner to show her sexier side by completing her tests.

• Slice-of-life visual novel Would You Like to Run an Idol Café? 3 asks the important questions. You would think the waitresses in the café could manage on their own by now…

• Idol Manager is being released on the PlayStations 4 & 5. The game isn’t explicitly lewd, but its gameplay has plenty of implications.

• Kinky Fridays are looking for funding for their new puzzle game. Escape a horrible work environment by facing your demon bosses in match-3 combat!

• Blerdy Otome revisits Kissed by the Baddest on Switch. What do you do when a media darling artist… buys you?

• OnlyFans star got her Instagram back by sleeping with Facebook employees. When the official appeal process is completely ineffective, entrepreneurs find their own way to get their businesses back.

• Realistic VR kissing is on the way, thanks to new ultrasonic peripherals. Now I can finally set up that kissing booth I’ve always wanted!

Cheeky chuckle 🤭

emma @vasira96

"the female monster hunter armor is too revealing/sexual" WRONG it is the MALE armor that isn't sexy enough, i need to see more midriffs on these bois, more thighs, more skin! gimme more!!

CactusGalactus @Cactrot

Imagine missing the memo from 2021 that says "The internet loves and is thirsty for 9 foot tall women"

Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave

Marvel reportedly requested that #SheHulk be less muscular during VFX development "Apparently she was bigger early on, but the notes kept saying to 'make her smaller'" (via @SeanRuecroft) https://t.co/M3tsnRahW7

DeusV 🔞-NSFW-🔞 @deus_vulv

@MissMoonified and @MizzPeachy are still bullying the chat! 😡 For my pleasure... I guess. 🤔 Seriously, you deserve to be even more famous! I love you! 💖💖💖 (and please continue to stream on minecraft!) 👍

Artist spotlight 💡

“Jett casual selfy ~” by @SakimichanA

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Until next time!

-Mr. Hands