She leaned over the desk, dress gaping down, the deep valley of her breasts blurring my priorities. This edition of Naughty List News was sponsored by Private Dick, a noirish erotic visual novel.

Hello, my naughty fans!

Remember when I said I would do a book review last week? Well, my very smart wife pointed out that would not be feasible as I hadn’t actually finished the book yet. In my defense, it’s an academic tome of a book.

She was right, of course, even if it meant scrambling for an alternative topic to write about. I hope you found the article interesting regardless!

My review of Passion and Play is still coming; it just needs a bit more time in the oven. Better late than never, right? 😉

Writing Wrap-Up 📖

• Succubus dating sim My Lovely Wife is set to release next month. Manipulate succubi to create a vessel for my wife’s soul? No thanks, I’m no longer dating.

• Brain Exam With Benefits is a new match-3 game on Steam. Get your brain examiner to show her sexier side by completing her tests.

• Slice-of-life visual novel Would You Like to Run an Idol Café? 3 asks the important questions. You would think the waitresses in the café could manage on their own by now…

• Idol Manager is being released on the PlayStations 4 & 5. The game isn’t explicitly lewd, but its gameplay has plenty of implications.

• Kinky Fridays are looking for funding for their new puzzle game. Escape a horrible work environment by facing your demon bosses in match-3 combat!

• Blerdy Otome revisits Kissed by the Baddest on Switch. What do you do when a media darling artist… buys you?

• OnlyFans star got her Instagram back by sleeping with Facebook employees. When the official appeal process is completely ineffective, entrepreneurs find their own way to get their businesses back.

• Realistic VR kissing is on the way, thanks to new ultrasonic peripherals. Now I can finally set up that kissing booth I’ve always wanted!

Cheeky chuckle 🤭

emma @vasira96

"the female monster hunter armor is too revealing/sexual" WRONG it is the MALE armor that isn't sexy enough, i need to see more midriffs on these bois, more thighs, more skin! gimme more!!

May 17th 2022

1,759 Retweets10,507 Likes

CactusGalactus @Cactrot

Imagine missing the memo from 2021 that says "The internet loves and is thirsty for 9 foot tall women"

Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave

Marvel reportedly requested that #SheHulk be less muscular during VFX development "Apparently she was bigger early on, but the notes kept saying to 'make her smaller'" (via @SeanRuecroft) https://t.co/M3tsnRahW7

May 20th 2022

2,457 Retweets19,374 Likes

DeusV 🔞-NSFW-🔞 @deus_vulv

@MissMoonified and @MizzPeachy are still bullying the chat! 😡 For my pleasure... I guess. 🤔 Seriously, you deserve to be even more famous! I love you! 💖💖💖 (and please continue to stream on minecraft!) 👍

May 21st 2022

48 Retweets287 Likes

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-Mr. Hands