Hey naughty news fans,

I hope you’ve been having a lovely summer so far! I’ve been celebrating the warmer weather here by um… checks notes continuing to stay inside and working from home.

I’ve signed up for the new social media site cohost, which seems to be an interesting mix of Tumblr and Twitter, but only cool people with an invite code are allowed to post there. And I’m not cool enough yet. 😥

Please do send me an invite code if you have one!

Writing Wrap-Up 📖

• Polygon wrote about how My Dress-Up Darling embraces eroge fans. Contrary to public perception, a lot of women (and other Fans of Men) enjoy the story-telling in erotic media!

• Elf Wives Cheat to Ride my Meat releases on FAKKU. Help elven adventurers climb the ranks in your guild by convincing their wives to sleep with you.

• Side scroller Demon Sword: Incubus was released on Steam. Fight back against the demonic forces that overrun your father’s land as a princess with an incubus sword that feeds on life energy.

• Hardcore Cruising: A Sci-Fi Gay Sex Cruise! is now available on Steam. Become a cabin boy on the HMS Size Queen and turn yourself into a slutty sex worker.

• Help your mature boss serve up cocktails in Milf Bar, now on Steam. Sounds to me like a great opportunity for some summer work experience!

• The Invisible Man's Stealth NTR: Convincing and Inseminating the New Announcer with an Invisible Boner is now available on Steam. An invisible boner? That’s what the priest said to the prostitute.

• Toffer Team launches an IndieGoGo campaign for LIP! Lewd Idol Project. Last year, they lost all the money they raised to PayPal, so now they’re trying again.

• A proposed bill mandating “Canadian content” would also apply to porn, say regulatory experts. It’s not clear how the “Canadianness” of OnlyFans amateur content will be determined.

• Adult games are not causing harm to players, according to new research. You may be inclined to file this under “no shit”, but this gives adult game fans something tangible to retort with when another platform thinks about banning their favorite games.

Cheeky chuckle 🤭

Alyssa Wong 💥🌈 @crashwong

Me writing literally anything

June 30th 2022

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Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch

I agree, modern art is far too degenerate for my liking. I only enjoy the classics, like Arthur Fischer’s “Satyr Satisfies Nymph” from 1900.

July 1st 2022

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Dr Ruth Clemens @RuthieClems

How I feel when I go clubbing

June 29th 2022

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