Hey, naughty news fans!
I hope you’ve been having a lovely week filled with lewdness. Summer is a busy time when you’re working on AAA games, but I always make time for you.
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Writing Wrap-Up 📖
Bayonetta 3 will have a new optional mode that keeps her clothes on. Supposedly, this is to avoid “awkwardness in the living room.”
Slay the Dragon! Taming the Fire-Breathing Brat! is free on Itch.io. A dragon girl’s blackmail on you backfires as her classmates decide she needs to be taught a lesson.
Incestuous visual novel Secret Summer is out now on Steam. Reuniting with your mother and sisters can be tough when you were separated from them as a child.
Stealth RPG Castaway of the Ardusta Sea is now available. After a shipwreck, Aisha wakes up on a pirate-infested island and needs to find a safe way home.
Match-3 puzzle game Furry Fantasy is out now on Steam. An adventurer strands on an island populated by furry girls. Something something, puzzles and sex!
Judges question the need for privacy in porn copyright infringement cases.
Disability activist fights for more representation in porn. “Andrew Gurza’s path towards activism solidified about seven years ago when he had a vibrating penis sleeve device on his genitals and found that he couldn’t remove it.”
FDA warns that ‘Honey for Men’ secretly contains viagra. That’s one way to water the flowers, I suppose!
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-Mr. Hands