Quick & Pervy - Week 30, 2022

Hey, naughty news fan!

I’ve been working hard this week to prepare to move back to my country of origin. As you can probably imagine, I’m tired as a dog, my back is killing me, and that’s just from repainting the master bedroom…

But fret not; I’m here to bring you this week’s naughty news regardless!

Writing Wrap-Up 📖

• Rhythm game Massage Freaks was delayed due to a controversy. Japanese social media claimed the game is in bad taste due to evoking molestation cases at real-life massage parlors.

• ROOM GIRL is an upcoming adult game from ILLUSION. EroGuySensei helpfully translated the latest gameplay info, explaining that you will manage women at their workplace and influence their stats.

• Stealth puzzle game Nude Crisis has a demo out on Itch.io. A young woman has to sneak out of the office in her birthday suit when she finds her clothes missing after a quick shower at her workplace.

• Otoko Cross: Pretty Boys Klondike Solitaire was released on Steam. Strip down cute crossdressing boys by challenging them with classic solitaire.

• Visual novel Harem of Nurses is now available on Steam. After losing your temper at your unreasonable boss at a hospital, you use a hypnosis device to control her, which gives you the idea to create your own harem.

• Romance visual novel Iku Iku Succubus is out now on Steam. An uncouth middle-aged university professor serves as an instructor for foreign students coming in from the Succubus Kingdom.

• What’s new in Orc Massage? EroGuySensei looks at the new features introduced in the hit adult game since 2020.

• Autoblow has launched a new version of their AI-powered blowjob toy. The new Autoblow AI+ includes a downloadable blowjob library, voice control, and a web app.

• Ireland’s Justice Minister declared that porn has become “too easily accessible” and “more violent and degrading.” The minister was reacting to a survey that only looked at the porn viewing behaviors of men in Ireland.

Cheeky chuckle 🤭

Chuck Tingle @ChuckTingle

'what about saying you are worlds greatest author? that is clearly sarcastic'. actually no as man name of chuck i truly believe i am worlds greatest author but heres the good news YOU ARE THE WORLDS GREATEST AUTHOR TOO. lucky for us there is infinite room up here

Magpie✨ @OppaiMagpie

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Eleanor Morton @EleanorMorton

Homophobic archaeologist

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