Quick & Pervy - Week 37, 2022

Hey, naughty news fans!

Next week is my final one in Berlin. After six years in this city, it’s time for me to move back to my home country and start a new chapter in my life. That means my schedule will be slightly more chaotic than usual as I’m trying to put my whole life into boxes, breaking up my IKEA furniture and cursing the number of books we’ve decided to keep over the years.

Writing Wrap-Up 📖

• Harem King: Peasant to Princess Gotta Breed 'Em All! is now available on Steam. When a young man is summoned to another world as a snackrifice for the Demon Queen, a princess grants him one last wish and is shocked by his fantastic manhood.

• The Imperial Gatekeeper is out now on Steam. Check documentation at a border crossing and abuse your position while avoiding attention from the Empire.

• A demo for otome visual novel Santi Ceri is now available on Itch.io. A saintess is surprised with a demand from her church to get married before Spring Festival, or they will arrange the marriage for her.

• Tower defense Furry Sex: Pirates is now available on Steam. Defend islands from sea creatures by building cannons and recruiting furry pirate girls.

• BlerdyOtome writes about two new announcements from First Bite Games. We’re getting DLC for their vampiric visual novel First Bite and a new title.

• SpicyGaming interviewed the maker of the College Kings franchise. “The interactivity of [adult] games allows for a high level of involvement […] satisfying every and any wild fantasy.”

• SexTechGuide writes about Porn Pen, an AI image generator. It turns out the AI can generate any lewd image you want as long as it’s vaguely woman-shaped.

Cheeky chuckle 🤭

matt @mattxiv

sometimes when i’m bored i wander into the weird parts of etsy to see what straight people are up to

Projekt Melody🏁 VSHOJO @ProjektMelody

Neon Genesis Evangelion has the best merchandise. Just look at these unique sculptures.

Xepher/Nyco/Crimson Bandit @XepherSicarius

So in my city there's an abandoned dairy factory called Babcock Dairy They're finally tearing down the place after it caught on fire earlier this year This is what's left so far of the tower

Artist spotlight 💡

“Waiting for Metroid Prime news like….” by @castcuraga

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-Mr. Hands