Quick & Pervy - Week 39, 2022

This week’s edition of Naughty List News was sponsored by Paradise Lust, the erotic dating sim about a stranded pleasure yacht full of beauty pageant contestants looking for a way home.

Hey, naughty news fans!

I would love to have a “real” article for you today, but I’m afraid life keeps getting in the way. I spent the last two days in a truck, going first to Berlin and then back again, to collect the last few things from my life there.

The good news is that I only have to go back one more time to hand over the keys to the landlord and send my router back to the ISP. So what I’m hoping is that my life can settle back into a comfortable rhythm and I’m able to write and research some hard-hitting journalism again!

Until then, I hope I can tide you over with another delivery of sexy links and funnies.

Writing Wrap-Up 📖

• Puzzle game Gold Drill is now available on Steam. Lay pipes to win the affection of three girlfriends in the same apartment.

• Yaoi Army is kickstarting the erotic Boys Love novel Conquest. An adventurer who can’t remember his past falls in love with the men he meets on his travels.

• Zoria and the Cursed Land is a Metroidvania with a demo out on Steam. Zoria is half orc, half human, and trapped on a mysterious island.

• Visual novel Usagi Health Club is out now on Steam. A salaryman lives a tedious life until a girl in a bunny suit invites him to the titular health club one night.

• OpRainfall looks at Harem King: Peasant to Princess Gotta Breed ‘Em All! “[The game] has good enough characters to keep you interested, great artwork, and a ton of great H-Scenes.”

• Genshin Impact’s $3.7 billion haul shows gamers are willing to bet big on waifus. Two years after the game’s initial release, the game revenue shows no signs of slowing down.

• PCMag explains why Tumblr still bans porn. “The casually porn-friendly era of the early internet is currently impossible,” says Matt Mullenweg, the owner of Tumblr.

• Instagram is working on a filter for nude photos. The company hopes to put an end to unsolicited dick pics on the platform.

Cheeky chuckle 🤭

jonathan slater☮️ @jonslater37

Best Marketing Idea I have seen

Ben Satt @stuffbendrew

remembered this old pokemon idea I had.... nintendo I'm still available if you wanna hire me

Daga 🎏 @HexedCoin

thank you pinterest but this is not an idea i'd love!

Artist spotlight 💡

“on the balcony, after some spicy time” by @Aleriia_V

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Until next time!

-Mr. Hands